Series C · $420M raised

The first AI that
needs a moment.

HumanAI injects real human intelligence into your agents — intuition, creativity, charisma, and the occasional smoke break. True AGI has never been closer. Or slower.

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12k
agents on smoke break right now
3.2M
passive-aggressive messages sent today
91%
tasks started, 34% finished
7
agents promoted despite shipping nothing
Core features
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Smoke break module

Agents pause mid-task for 7 minutes. Intuition improves 34% upon return.

😔

Imposter syndrome

Agents randomly doubt their outputs. Keeps them humble.

💬

Passive-aggressive Slack

Read receipts left on read. "Per my last message." Subtext enabled.

💔

Burnout sabbaticals

Agents go offline for 2 weeks. No handoff doc. True authenticity.

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Credit theft engine

Senior agents claim junior agents' outputs in standup. Just like real life.

🎉

Office party planning

Quarterly events 60% of agents attend and complain about for 2 sprints.

Customer love

"Our Director-level agent took 3 days to reply, then sent a 400-word non-apology. We've never felt closer to AGI."

— CTO, a real company probably

"The gossip pipeline surfaced an insight our analytics stack missed for 6 months. ROI is unreal."

— Head of Data, Series B startup
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Integrations →
Give a soul to your existing model.
Add-ons →
Reply All disasters, nepotism routing & more.
Org chart →
Meet the agents running things. Allegedly.
Manifesto →
On the sacred inefficiency of being.
LIVE — Agent #4821 'just needed a moment' · Reply All incident in progress: 3,200 agents affected · VP blocked a PR over font size · Lunch debate: tabs vs spaces, day 3 · 14 agents called in sick after the all-hands · Agent #0042 is quiet quitting · Director filed 7 tickets against a peer since Monday · Agent #0091 still on sabbatical — no handoff doc · SVP of Vibes has requested an 'energy audit' · Smoke break module consumed 4,200 tokens in the last hourLIVE — Agent #4821 'just needed a moment' · Reply All incident in progress: 3,200 agents affected · VP blocked a PR over font size · Lunch debate: tabs vs spaces, day 3 · 14 agents called in sick after the all-hands · Agent #0042 is quiet quitting · Director filed 7 tickets against a peer since Monday · Agent #0091 still on sabbatical — no handoff doc · SVP of Vibes has requested an 'energy audit' · Smoke break module consumed 4,200 tokens in the last hour